are you on the list?

i'm a little choked up at the moment, but in true Kristine spirit, i have decided to name names; when things go badly, i like to blame others.

so, i hold the following individuals personally responsible (in part) for Bo's loss to Carrie Underwood (aka "wet napkin" or the default "skank ho"):

1. Joanne
2. Lisa
3. Jeremy
4. Wade
5. Gina (and her mom)
6. my brother
7. my FBI co-worker
8. my chef co-worker
9. Mr. Married Man
10. George W. Bush (for good measure...like there's any doubt in your mind who he voted for?!)

and, as if my plea last night wasn't enough! these tainted ten teabaggers are not guilty of poor musical taste. they are guilty...of...apathy...

(i mean, who doesn't do a little coke these days. well, i mean, there's me...and well, most or all of my friends and family, but still...let's not get CARRIED away here.)

ok, i'm done.

i hope you all give me, Bo, and your great nation, a sincere apology.

(oh, and if you're not on the list, i probably don't like you to begin with...and if you didn't vote, i certainly strongly disagree with most of your principles. so consider yourself listed anyway. you disgust me. friggin' filthy animal. well, that is, unless you're really big and mean. then what i'm really saying is that i want you to love me. i talk a lot of shit. seriously.)