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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

cough, sniffle (me)

i am very sick, my friends. i fear my day of reckoning is just over the hill, around the corner, about to ring my bell. *ting*

so, please, if you will, leave a few words below so that the angels of mercy will have, umm...mercy on me when i approach their (ok, i was actually going to write "supple bosom" there) ...

and, after that, watch this funny video: America! Fuck Yeah!

but if you watch the video and don't leave me some kind words (they can be about how sexy i am or about how fucking hilarious...the blinking cursor taunts you, begs you, lures you...) then you will most certainly miss out on any supple, merciful bosoms of any kind.

[the highlight of my week was hearing a funny story about my goofy co-workers running from bees and thinking they'd been electrocuted. id' post the picture of them, but if you're clever, you'll find it anyway. the rock bottom was hearing my giddy friend talk about suspicions she has that her dickhead boyfriend is going to propose. my mind is still exploring the art of fallatio. i'd settle just for a memory of good sex at this point.)


At 5/12/2005 11:00:00 AM, Anonymous g rock said...

Oh my, Kristine is such an angel! Please accept her into your supple bussom. She's a darling sweet girl with a kickass sense of humor. She is wittier than you all. Oh no, no..SHE's wittier!

At 5/12/2005 12:56:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's fellatio. u need to read more pornography if you are going to write about it!!!

At 5/12/2005 04:59:00 PM, Blogger kristine said...

i'm not writing about pornography; i'm writing about my nonexistent sex life. reading pornography is probably a horrible idea for someone in my condition.

At 5/13/2005 06:29:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's the difference between pornography and sex anyway?

At 5/14/2005 12:00:00 AM, Blogger kristine said...

context. you bastard.

At 5/14/2005 01:49:00 AM, Blogger Slight Clutter said...

It took me awhile to download it, but once I did...fuck yeah!

(pardon me)


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