who is the hottt-est of them all?

and the winner iiiisssss....


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PAULY D!



(sorry guys. next time i'll hook it up so these bigheads can't vote more than once.)

second place goes to BILVOX!



and last, BUT HOTTEST, is my fucking cute-ass mutt, ANGIE! (she doesn't have a website, folks. she's a goddamn DOG.)



and Paul, you know i love you, but your GRAND PRIZE has become null and void because you broke a TRIPLE-DOG DARE.

so, now, we're just even.

LOOK AT THIS WEEK'S FUN NEW POLL!!

(and if you actually vote for me to take on the world of plus-size models, just know that i'm a good stalker. OH, and for the "smart" people, the last vote option is like a write-in ballot. to chose this option, you have to WRITE IN your suggestion.)

ok, GO.