nooooooo...

so, yeah. this is my favorite aisle at the grocery store. big surprise, i know.



but something made me pause with horror the other day at my local ghetto-fabulous ShopRite as i purused the cleansing products for sale.



LavANDA?

what in the name of anything holy?! really, i post this with the hopes that someone out there can explain to me why my Windex people have blasphemed the English language this way. please. you must not understand what Windex means to me. yes, it's that weird.

and for a good kick to the abdomen while i writhe on the ground, i spot this on my way home (and nearly kill myself taking the picture):



it has been a sad day for the English language. let us have a moment of silence.