a few things of interest
1. i think my mother is menopausal. she's demonstrating symptoms of split-personality disorder and has taken to pronouncing the word "frustrating" as "fuss-trating." all of which i find terribly, ahem, FRUStrating with a fucking R.
2. i got mad at my frind today at work. it was so incredibly childish and shameful. my behavior, that is. sadly enough my anger spouted from an incident involving a boy, a truck, and a piece of furnitrue. sorry dude. i'll be a big girl now.
3. if anyone has a vacant room (with separate entrance preferably), apartment, studio, house, cabin, flip-n-fuck, or futon, please contact me in the comments sexxxtion (oh, you need to have a penis, also. and be into using it for sex. with a real live girl). i am interested in conducting a study that involves the heterosexual intercourse/time relationship. i'm kind of serious here, people.
4. if anyone has any good advice for getting out of a prior engagement, please let me know. i made a promise to attend a Yankee game with a hyperactive, raunchy co-worker and her WT companions. i'm just realizing now that this will not be any kind of fun.
5. i'm trying to reach Bishop fucking Allen because they won't return my goddamn emails. i'm finding this to be FRUStrating as well.
6. ...so, what's this i hear about the Pope being a Nazi?
(7. oh, and in case you didn't hear, i may be one of the greatest people of all time.)
3 Comments:
all you need to know is that i'm still to lazy to masturbate. the rest is discussed at the commencement of the study. sign up now before it's too late!!
I think you meant "too lazy" rather than "to lazy"...hehe...good luck with the study!!
So this study sounds interesting... Too lazy? Well I have been too as of late... maybe this study could be educational on many levels... and could sort some good people out :-)
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