i found this on stereogum.
posted by kristine @ 7/16/2005 10:27:00 PM
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i play the fool, and very well. sometimes i like to split hairs, literally. i once spent an entire week in Spain and ate only pastries. i love wildflowers. i hate email forwards. i respect punctuation more than most people. i hate when a surprise is hinted at. i own too many shoes. i like to laugh at others, but only when they can't hear me. i cannot fall asleep with my socks on. i am a jealous female. i feel i should do more with my life. i almost never return phone calls but i long for anyone to call me. i have high cholesterol. i love my wrists and my neck. i studied Latin for five years. i laugh to the point of embarrassment at least once a day. i'm an idealist and a romantic. i cannot take verbal compliments. i really really love the smell of Windex. or just ammonia. i don't do drugs. i can't stand the smell of pachouli. children are refreshing. so is springwater. i find clowns terrifying. i've never been to the movies alone. i have an addictive personality. i hold grudges. i am often cliched. i think that i'm really kickass. if you met me, you'd probably feel the same.
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Save the Children, what about all the helpless children. I think I'm gonna go on a crusade to help all the little emo kids who cannot afford to get a haircut, to get a haircut. Just think, for the only the cost of a grande skinny latte at Starbucks a day, you too, can help a desparate child in need of a good barber haircut. Not some fancy shmancy place, but a barber who goes by the name of Vinnie or Vito, and only knows the words short and shave. Just think about all the helpless kids in the suburbs who have never seen the sight of a pair of barber scissors. Too frightened because they think their friends won't like them when their hair is all short and neat. Save the children!
This is one of the funniest things I've seen recently. Thanks for leading me to it!
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